Pictures of the adventures of a tiny plastic fetus.Tumblr (3.0; @tinyplasticfetus)http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40f6ad11f97f18aa183c1e2aa97c3b4c/tumblr_mit5p9LRwq1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“</span><span>Tell him he can ask me anything else, but this is one fetus I can’t give him.”</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/49358740365http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/49358740365Wed, 01 May 2013 10:01:08 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusThe GodfatherDon CorleoneJohnny FontaneJack WoltzKhartoumMafiaMovie Scenes<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9b56d9e41d303136e915d3ca123b0c6f/tumblr_miciccsnqy1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Hello, Fetus. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Fetus. Forever… and ever… and ever.</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/48040243805http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/48040243805Mon, 15 Apr 2013 10:01:30 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusThe ShiningStephen King<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/083c7bd2c9afd889141392305616ee33/tumblr_mibytjmvnF1ruadaqo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>Raiders of the Lost Fetus</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/46846982491http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/46846982491Mon, 01 Apr 2013 10:01:04 -0400Raiders of the Lost ArkIndiana JonesFetusTiny Plastic FetusHarrison FordMelting NazisArk of the Covenant<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df89e83935cce1c94155ff3c9a009af1/tumblr_mhm1eylsbd1ruadaqo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue fetus - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red fetus - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the birth canal goes.”</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/45496835847http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/45496835847Sat, 16 Mar 2013 10:01:06 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusThe MatrixNeoMorpheusTrinityAgent SmithMoviesRed PillBlue Pill<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/76d2be0d482a022d3842f5c1397d6f10/tumblr_mhm19q9bzy1ruadaqo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>William Fetus Wallace</strong>: You have come to fight as fetuses, and fetuses you are. What will you do as fetuses? Will you fight? <br/><br/><strong>Veteran Fetus</strong>: Fight? Against that? No! We will run. And we will live.<br/><br/><strong>William Fetus Wallace</strong>: Aye, fight and you may die, run and you’ll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our freedom! <br/><br/>[<em>Fetus army cheers</em>]</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/44295160649http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/44295160649Fri, 01 Mar 2013 10:01:07 -0500FetusTiny Plastic FetusBraveheartWilliam WallaceMoviesMel GibsonScotland<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ceb08e365aff8f7fc6a66470dc42a8b/tumblr_mh7pd7KZKg1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Theirs was a forbidden love, but who were they to deny Fate?</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/43078084768http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/43078084768Thu, 14 Feb 2013 10:01:25 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusLoveShakespeareRomeo and JulietValentine's DayFate<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37e66ff476eadbe0cf5442123f34d206/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/579d0370f885347239d5b26856746a16/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bf6263de535be81402d40754fa3bb00/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/98e4ffad51fe7ed9dbd6977d9dc62cf5/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/61ad4f2f233e72de7a859bfef6b94539/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/037ab4e0985ef4547abf53266912e644/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8f15f2a143fed03cb713cd94c8375f4a/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto7_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c1c75dd736c44af1df94f679f8c7d8dc/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto8_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a9c89a4a9cd92109d9df03468bf204f4/tumblr_mgwc7jmZvG1rqapxto9_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>“I had that dream again,” said Tiny Plastic Fetus, to no one in particular.</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/41815013970http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/41815013970Tue, 29 Jan 2013 17:44:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8687c21588750d9d6b4dd14d1287626/tumblr_mh7ftmRSPP1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div class="ii gt adP adO" id=":g"> <div id=":h"> <p>This pod of Tiny Plastic Fetuses dream of the day they will appear in their very own reality television show, glorifying the fine art of giving birth to too many kids you can’t afford.</p> <div class="yj6qo"></div> </div> </div>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/41522768140http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/41522768140Sat, 26 Jan 2013 10:01:01 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusTLCReality TVTV19 Kids and CountingJon &amp; Kate Plus 8OctomomNadya Suleman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1338233b9f33b5b3b659f0080739c324/tumblr_mgr1lyV4L11ruadaqo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Beer is “inhaled” and “exhaled” by the tiny plastic fetus. It is essential that beer be breathed into the lungs in order for them to develop normally.</span></p> <p><span>Too little beer can be a cause or an indicator of problems for the mother and baby.</span></p> <p><span>Recent studies show that beer contains a considerable quantity of stem cells.</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/40763407770http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/40763407770Thu, 17 Jan 2013 10:01:01 -0500tiny plastic fetusFetusbeeramniotic fluidfetal development<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf52d61da3d5ca98d97ab1c18b84146d/tumblr_mfrc33XCnk1ruadaqo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sleep, Tiny Plastic Fetus, do not cry, and I will sing a lullaby. </p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/39061734610http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/39061734610Fri, 28 Dec 2012 15:11:27 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusThe BeatlesGolden Slumbers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/96bcce9170774e2bd24aae341beebcd6/tumblr_mew07hgz5h1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><em>“Stocking stuffer” is a horrible euphemism!</em> thought Tiny Plastic Fetus.</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/38627507364http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/38627507364Sun, 23 Dec 2012 10:01:08 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusStocking StufferStockingChristmasHoliday<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_medc0ccrJL1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>At just 12 weeks, the Tiny Plastic Fetus is the exact size and shape of your ear!</span></p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/37261784883http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/37261784883Wed, 05 Dec 2012 10:01:25 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusFetal development<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnlwdwkh11ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Butcher Jesus was searching for Tiny Plastic Fetus, but Tiny Plastic Fetus was very clever.</p> <p>“Where are you, Tiny Plastic Fetus?!” called out Butcher Jesus.</p> <p><em>Butcher Jesus will never find me in here</em>! thought Tiny Plastic Fetus.</p> <p>Photo submitted by <a href="http://twitter.com/Sp0on">@Sp0on</a>.</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/36210533136http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/36210533136Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:00:36 -0500Tiny Plastic FetusFetusJesusBeerButcher Jesus<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdndjdjVFF1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go home, Tiny Plastic Fetus, you are drunk.</p> <p>Sumbitted by <a href="https://twitter.com/Sp0on">@Sp0on</a>.</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/35928481421http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/35928481421Sat, 17 Nov 2012 14:45:00 -0500beerdrunkfetusgo home you are drunkthree floyd'stiny plastic fetusyou are drunkSp0on<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8p8pWAYa1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiny Plastic Fetus goes on vacation.</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33772011272http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33772011272Wed, 17 Oct 2012 09:35:06 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusVacationSummerTropicalBeach<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8p12g1UY1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiny Plastic Fetus will take the ring! </p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33639468522http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33639468522Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:55:00 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusFrodoLord of the RingsLOTRHobbit<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8ov0fn6s1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Oh no! That baby is trapped in the burning house! Who will save the baby?!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8ov0fn6s1ruadaqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> Tiny Plastic Fetus to the rescue!<br/><br/> <p>Tiny Plastic Fetus saves a baby from a burning house.</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33428371949http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33428371949Fri, 12 Oct 2012 09:43:03 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusFire<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8oq8dtcE1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiny Plastic Fetus slays a dragon!</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33297631649http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33297631649Wed, 10 Oct 2012 09:51:11 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusDragon SlayerDragon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8onaZEYF1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> Oh no! Giant puppy! Does anyone know CPR?!<br/><br/> <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8onaZEYF1ruadaqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> It's The American Heart Association-Certified Tiny Plastic Fetus to the rescue!!<br/><br/> <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8onaZEYF1ruadaqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> Thank you, Tiny Plastic Fetus!<br/><br/> <p>Tiny Plastic Fetus saves the day with CPR!</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33158520903http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/33158520903Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:56:48 -0400FetusTiny Plastic FetusCPRAmerican Heart AssociationAHA<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0h6dt9PL1ruadaqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tiny Plastic Fetus Reaches Out From the Inside</p>http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/32937499401http://tinyplasticfetus.tumblr.com/post/32937499401Fri, 05 Oct 2012 09:58:39 -0400Tiny Plastic FetusFetusSay AnythingPeter GabrielIn Your EyesJohn Cusack